The Good Ship “average Irish Family”

Captain Clarke of the “Good ship Clarke family”

to Christopher a family friend

Things are not going so good >I am coming back to Ireland on the 1st May. STOP …………………….

The Good Ship “Clarke Family” is caught is a force 6 Gail storm and is approaching rocks, the crew is not pulling together and is in a mutinous state.STOP……………………………………

The 2nd Captain is not up to imposing her will as the stress is to much to bear STOP……………………………………

So I will have to return is order to save the ship and all the souls aboard her.STOP…………….

The “Austerity Storm” is said to be the worst in 60 years and it has claimed many souls and lost ships..This place is said to look like a ship graveyard as the masts of once proud ships project out of the aroused waters, as if to warn us of impending doooooooooooooooooom STOP………………..

To make matters worse  Pirates have been spotted and the dreaded Captain Phil Hogan Blood  is rumoured to be among them . This blood thirsty demon is the last curse we need right now STOP……………………………………………….

If I can get to the ship I might be able to out run this scourge of the families seas Stop……………….

There is said to be other ships in the area trying to help and ward off other ships  from entering area but communicating with these other ships is near to impossible as they are totally consumed with their own plight and safety.STOP………………………

Latest information indicates that the Admiralty charts were at fault and drove all these ships into a know danger area of pirates ! Stop…….

Somebody high up is in the pay of the pirates must take responsibility for this carnage…………end of transmission……………………………………………………………..

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